Rules for Visitors Seeking
a Peaceful Visit to the Orc Fort
Written by Brother Ren (Updated)
Do what ever an orc tells you to
do. Doesn't matter if its a gruntee fresh from the womb. If not, you had
better leave fast.
NEVER loot a corpse that has fallen
at the fort. If a fight happens, hide, run, or recall out. Orc fights
are not your fights, no matter how good a friend you are.
Never enter the fort without a
Grunt or higher ranked Orc's permission. Usually tribute will get
you in, depending on your intentions.
If you show up at the fort and
ask for entrance, it is a good idea to appear non-hostile. Removing
of your weapon and helm are appropriate measures. Also leave your
steed outside of the fort. Orcs love horse meat.
Never at any time play clompgame
with an orc of any rank. Nobs won't ask you, grunts know better,
and the pee-brained gruntee's will learn quickly. If you play a clompgame
with one orc, you play it with all of them.
Do not participate in combat at
the fort unless an orc nob requests aid.
Roleplay! The orcs are doing it,
you better do it. Bring a tribute to their Wargod. This should grant you
safe passage through orc lands.
Bad idea to summon a daemon or
polymorph into one. This is the form of their wargod and they will interpret
your action as mocking them.
Don't flame on the clan message
board. Post a respectable message, and they will respond. If
you have a problem with another orc, tell a Nob. Nobs can be reconized
by their body sash. The best way to complain is to send a nob an icq message.
Don't go spamming the fort. At
best, you will be put on ignore. That's not the way to handle it. Use some
common sense. Keep in mind, they are orcs.