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Snog and ogur have a blah that never happened

 
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ogur



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:18 pm    Post subject: Snog and ogur have a blah that never happened Reply with quote

Snog and ogur spent alot of time in-game flanking the orc fort main entrance, seemingly guarding the fort (as if it needed it). Mostly, it gave them the oppurtunity to hassle every hapless orc that eventually had to use the front entrance to get in or out.....
They would have the most banal conversations possible. Really inconsequential totally without any merit at all conversations. Eventually, it was almost like a skill that we honed to perfection. Our conversations were almost worse to listen to than Vogon poetry.

ogur: der iz da lazee snog. Snog iz juz lazee. LAZEEEEEEEEEEEE

Snog: ogur shaddub ogur stand der nub mak-r noyze wit mouf hole.

ogur: Yub, bah tu lat

Snog: ...

ogur: ...

Snog: Wy ogur am akt lik-r breedur dis muun.

ogur: Toe

Snog: Toe

(gruntee runs towards front door, trying to avoid the "gauntlet")

ogur: EY!

Snog: STOP DER MUSHHED

gruntee: *gulp*
gruntee:er...wuud! Fur da..um..da mak-r!

(gruntee points meekishly at wood in his backpack)

Snog: hummmmmm

ogur: YUZ MUUB TU FAZT NUB GU SU FAZT IT STUNT LAT GROWF!

ogur: SUK IN DAT BELLY! NUB STAND SU STRATE!

(gruntee tries unsuccessfully to crouch more and simultaneously suck in his gut)

ogur: WHU LAT MOMO?

gruntee: ID OGUR!

ogur: DAT RITE AGH NUB FERGED ID!

(Snog kicks gruntee unceremoniously in the derriere)

gruntee: *squeeak!*

(ogurs eyes widen and snot blows out of Snogs spout as they both collapse on the ground, laughing at the odd noise eminating from the gruntee. Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, the gruntee scurries into the fort.)

ogur: Bwaw har dat neber ged old!

Snog: gruntee gu skweek har! Dat cubbur skweek beddur dan da lazt ash!

ogur: yub

Snog: yub

Snog: ...

(Snog idly prys clumps of dried who-knows-what off his armour and tosses the small bits at the mojo tree}

ogur: ...

Snog: tew...tub...tooooo...tuuu.toe. Toe. Toe.

Snog: Why toe in Snog brane?

ogur: TOE! OW, much pane big big pane in ogur toe!

Snog: Toe!

(Pruul da dum feuruk wanders through the fort entrance and hears Snog)

Pruul: Toe! Dat oomie blah fer dub!

Snog and ogur, in unison: PRUUL DUM!!!!

Pruul: Bah!

Snog: pgur toe fall uff?

ogur: Nub!

Snog: wich toe id wuz?

ogur: dum snog id wuz fuut-toe!

Snog: skahin @!!@^**!

ogur: ogur clompur toe un rok wen em gu nub sleeby urly dis muun yub yub

Snog: rok fall owd ub ogur hed?

ogur: nub, nub, id nub fall owd ub.......EY!

Snog: dat nub rok, dat ogur brane *snicker*

ogur: skahin dats id yuz gu tu far dis time sun-ub-a-oomie momo lubbin....

Snog: Ey! Snog spy oomie kummin ober der.

ogur: dat nub uh oomie. DAT ALOD UB OOMIES!

ogur and Snog: FORT DEFENZE!!!!!





(Happy Birthday Snog, ya git!


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Smug'zug



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

APPI BURFFMUN!

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Varg



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh nice story. Rarely read entirely stories without pictures, but yours are entertaining and easy to read.

And that makes me the third to say bonne fĂȘte le gros Snog

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Zrug'Pug



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PRUUL DUM!!!

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Bah'Na



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Har!

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Snog



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAR!

okay i'm how many months reading this? thanks bro! i decided to visit the site, it has been a while since i wrote havok on it!


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