The Shadowclan Dark Moot

Glokkpod · Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 47 Character Skills: Shiiniez!!

Deeur Skribbulty-Buuk,
Oi be'd serr bizzee wot wiff clompin' Stuntiz, Oi all fergot'd abowd yer!

Oi be'd lernin' all sorz'a new weyz ter clomp Stuntiz doh! Id bubhosh!! Teefi growin' all biig-big an' gettin' der big app-ee-toitz serr Oi gotz ter feed 'im lozza Humiez an' Stuntiz an' PointiEarz!

Sum moonz ago, BigBozz Azh sey terr Glokki 'im needer plan a clompin' trip an' foind new, shiiinie buutz 'er 'im nevur be anyfin' gud. Dat wuz gud 'cawz Oi nort be'd sleepin' gud 'cawz Gork be'd yellin' at me in me sleepin' dat me nort clompin' nearly 'nuff fer 'im. Oi doezn' wanner meyk Gork angwee!!

Bud Oi doezn' know derr uzg gud yed serr Oi didun't know wharr terr go clompin'! 'Sidez der Stuntiz furtz - bud sumtoimz der nort no Stuntiz dere 'cawz dem get skeerd an' run 'wey frum SHADDERKLEEAAN!!!
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Sum ova der bigga Urkiez sey dat da Bash'um Stairz am gud fer bashin' an' clompin' serr uz decider terr go der. Oi wuz finkin' dat sumfin' kall'd der Bash'um Stairz muz' be loik a stairz meyk'd owtta bashaz serr Oi wuz eggz-eye-ted terr go see'um an' mebbe ged a new basha!

BigBozz Azh an' Shaman Hurchug an' Numguk-wot-loikz-choppin' an' Bamgad ova der Blak Sun Boyz an' Glokkpod all wen' innah da Kaozz Sandi Pleyzz whar da Stairz wuz. Bud dem wuzn' meyk'd owtter bashaz addall! Dem wuz all spikie-boy-luukin' bud all red an' nort bluu loik da spikie-boyz loik.

Uz wuz all geddin' reedi tah clomp-clomp-CLOMP wen' BigBozz Azh notizz'd sumfin'. Oi got'd konfooz'd abowd kolurz an' wot am terr shiinie an' had pud terr mani shiiniez on me thingiez!! BigBozz Azh point'd diz owt terr me.

Serr, terr ani oddur Runteez dat seez me Skribbul Buuk:
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Afder BigBozz Azh giv' me a talkin' terr an' Oi stopp'd leakin' all ova, uz wen' up da Not-Basha Stairz!! Der wuz all koinda fingz Oi'd neva see'd a'fore loik red-menz wot luuk'd loik skelliez but still had meet on 'em an' poopzi doggz dat wuz allzo red an' meeti an' had shiiniez. Oi wish Oi coulda see'd da shiiniez bedda bud dem wuz wantin' terr eet me serr Oi didun' see 'em terr gud. Alzzo, dere wuz arrerz all ova. Oi doezn' know wie dem spikie-boyz loik arrerz serr murch- wait. Ya Oi doez! Youz can shuut dem innah Stuntiz an' id funni! Mebbe dem spikie-boyz ain't serr krazee afda all!

Uz clomp'd an' clomp'd an' suun uz wuz inna room wiff a BIG-BIG skelly-meeti-red-manz an' lozza stachooz mayk'd ova rokz. AllWize Shaman Hurchug sey'd uz need'd terr clomp da stachooz if dem moov'd bud derr BIG-BIG skelly-meeti-red-manz clomp'd uz allawey bak down terr da bottum ova der stairz-dat-not-meyk'd-ova-bashaz.

BigBozz Azh sey'd uz wuz gonner go innah mojo hole tah a differn' part ova da Stairz (dat not bashaz) an' uz did. Der wuz da BaaBaaGoatMenz der an' nort da red-menz. Oi loik'd dat 'cawze Oi knowz mur abowd shuutin' BaaBaaGoatMenz fulla arrerz den Oi doez der red-menz.

Uz meet'd a big fatty an' a stuupid git big-noze gnoblar. Oi doezn' loik stuupid git big-noze gnoblar murch. Da fatty reeli loik'd dat stuupid git doh, an' got reelie angwee wen uz clomp'd 'im bud dat wuz okee 'cawz uz clomp'd 'im, terr!!

Uz clomp'd lozza mur fingz 'til uz met a BIG-BIG-BIG poopzi dogg dat wuz mad 'cawz uz pour'd oil wot wuz on fiur all ova 'im. Uz got clomp'd allawey bak tah da bottum ova der Stairz ageeun an' decided terr go.

Oi didun' foind me new, shiinie buutz bud Oi did foind sum new, shiinie shouldaz wot got BIG spikiez all ova dem serr now Urkiez can pikkup me an' frow me ad sum Stuntiz an' meyk dem ded! Oi bed Gork tink dat perddi funni an' stop yellin' ad me in me sleepin'z!

Oi skribbulz ageeun soon, SkribbulBuuk!!
BuhByez!!

Azh · Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:15 pm Post subject: Re: Glokkpodz Dieree #3

Great story and awesome pictures!

Kugmun · Joined: 10 Oct 2008 Posts: 580 Character Skills: Scavaging

So very orcy, me like Very Happy

Durgrot · Joined: 18 Dec 2008 Posts: 115

HUOOGRAAAAAAAAAAA GLOKKPOD .. pickurdwaru bozz..

dat gud blahz.

Grubdug · Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:15 am Post subject:

LMAO. Absolutely hilarious!

Cutton · Joined: 10 May 2009 Posts: 5 Character Skills: Zap-Zap!!!

Cutton sad dat Cutton wuz bizzi...Mork sez ta Cutton fer Cutton ta gu klomp sum Stuntiez wot wuz in dem chapul an' dat ladi Stuntie wuz in sum drezz wot'n loik da pointie-erz fiur-wizurdz hav... Buh Mork sez fer Cutton ta gu ZapZapZap an' da ladi Stuntie gu "WaaWaahhhhh!" an' meld all ovur. Id wuz perdi funni. Har har har.

Cutton juzd wish dat Mork an' Gork didn' hav dem skeg-yuul-lin kon-fliktz.

HooWaaagh! fer spikiez shouldaz, tho, Glokkie! HooWaaaagh Glokkie!!!

Nuzzgrund · Joined: 18 Apr 2009 Posts: 723 Character Skills: Grumblin'

Hoowaagh!!

Excellent work der Glokkpod!!!

I love those pictures

Moogy · Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:22 pm Post subject:

Those are the best lookin skribbulz ever!

Bubhosh!