The Shadowclan Dark Moot

Zahblug · Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:00 pm

Zaztrik just learned a delicious new chile recipe, and so is holding a taste test.

The Taste Test will begin in Kargath (Badlands) at 9pm Server time Sunday.
For those who are running late, or otherwise unable to get to Kargath we may be able to summon you in.

It is recommended that you bring to this event at least one piece of mystery meat, and any small flame sacks you might have laying around. Fire resist gear may also be useful.

Zaztrik should not be held responsible if any of the following were to occur on the trip:
Rapid Altitude loss.
Being on Fire.
Acts of Dragonflight
Acts of War
Piracy and /or Privateering
Getting drunk and ending up naked in an Alliance city by morning
Indigestion

All participants are advised to bring normal adventuring gear as the double-blind taste test might encounter "unexpected" armed resistance.

Velgamog · Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 1527

Yar harhar! Dumhed most definitely wont be missing this !

Kr'Pog · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:40 am Post subject:

*holds his breath*

If I am skiing this weekend, I will be back in time on sunday.
If not, I am visiting family and won't be back in time. Confused

Otak

Zahblug · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:45 am Post subject:

True, we could have a Tea Party when its done.
The one thing that has been holding back Zaztrik's Tea Parties is that he doesn't know how to make tea.

Thistle Tea of course he couldn't learn.
Goldthorn Tea however is learnable from an npc in Razorfen Downs, might try to do that dungeon tonight just for the recipe.

I suppose I can add that to farming small flame sacks to things to prepare with.

Guunzfub · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:26 pm Post subject:

bah I'll strand myself if it means klomping my way out!

Zugrak · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:54 pm Post subject:

What day? *prays for Friday or Saterday!* Wink

Zahblug · Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:38 am Post subject:

Ahh Sunday actually, put it in the game message, in the subtitle, but forgot to put it in the post itself.

Zugrak · Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:14 pm Post subject:

bugger, oh well Sad

tell me how it was!

Zahblug · Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:21 am Post subject:

This is tonight!
Remember to bring your mystery meat, and any extra small flame sacs.
Also, booze wouldn't hurt.

Gurbak · Joined: 20 Aug 2002 Posts: 2944

Are we doing the weekly raid at 8 tonight, before this event? It is OS (Sarth) which is pretty fast if we can get the people together.

Edit: Bah, my cable modem is acting up so I may or may not be able to make this. I am having it replaced tomorrow.

Zahblug · Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:53 pm Post subject:

DIZ STARTEN IN LEZZ DEN HH MINUTZ!

Zahblug · Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:15 pm Post subject:

HOOWAH!
Tazde tesd am succezz!

ALLIANZ NUB LIKE CHILE!

Kr'Pog · Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:31 am Post subject:

Shuw de Skribbulz !!!

Zahblug · Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:21 am Post subject:

Soon, still sorting through them. Will probably avoid any altering for this one, the trip itself was pretty crazy.

What happened on the trip:

We met up in Kargath, where everyone was served Moist Cornbread and Sulferon Slammer to drink. Sulferon Slammer will knock your socks off then set your feet on fire.

Zaz explained that the purpose of this taste test was to see whether or not the Alliance liked his new Chile recipe. They used Thesselmar as a control group. Everything in Thesselmar was killed.

Then moved on to the Dam and tried to blow it up. We didn't have enough explosives, but we were able to kill everyone there. Zaz then cast levitate on everyone and the Orcs flew down into the Wetlands. Gohrr had some trouble after he tried to drink and fly.

To make sure that the Chile was potent the orcs had to gather some spices. Nothing is spicier then the Red Dragonflight of Grim Batol, and their Spice lord the Drake from the Onyxia key quest chain.

As Velg said, the spice must flow.

After clearing out Grim Batol we once again levitate jumped down into the wetlands. Then before attacking Menethil Harbor we all ate our Dragonbreath Chile. It turns out the alliance is allergic to firebreath.

We cut our way through the city and finally made it to the docks where we commandeered the Menethil Harbor - Theremore ship and acted as pirates for a time.

After doing some piracy we got off the ship in Theremore, ran up to Brakenwall Village, and then flew to the Zoram Strand. We then rode north until we got to Auburdene. Then we had a second eating of Dragonbreath Chile and tested to see wether the elves of Auberdene liked it.

You have to be rigorous in your testing after all.

Along the way we met up with a random undead and cow who were chilling in Auberdene, and so we got them drunk with Sulferon SLammer. Turns out that cows can't handle their liquor.

They accompanied us when we commandeered the ship to Darnassus.

Once in Darnassus we cut our way through the guards and civilians before finally reaching the teleporter, making our way to the bank, killing the banker (Not invulnerable). Robbing the Bank, and then heading for the Water Fall.

At the waterfall Zaztrik cast levitate on everyone again and we flew out to sea. Only to start taking fatigue damage in mid air. Oops. After dying at sea / getting eaten by whales we ressurected at the Dark Shore Spirit healer.

Gohrr then performed the cermenony pronouncing Zaztrik as a Grunt of the Drae'Hai.

Zaztrik's Findings

The entirety of the Kalimdor alliance can be isolated by shutting down two vulnerable port towns, Menethil Harbor and Auberdine. This cuts off the Eastern Kingdoms from the Howling Fjord, Darnassus, Theremore, and The Exodar.

The Red Dragonflight at Grim Batol have enough strength to overpower Menethil Harbor. As is their way the Dragonflight are likely guarding something or someone of great power within Grim Batol.

Should whatever is in Grim Batol get released Menethil Harbor will likely not survive.

Thesselmar is a poorly defended alliance town but ultimately irrelevant.

If the Stonewrought Dam were destroyed Menethil Harbor would not be in the direct path of flooding. There are easier ways to destroy Menethil.

The Auberdene Docks work as an effective rallying point for Horde Forces.

The Red Dragonflight can be made to serve us again, even in death.

Alliance Bankers are vulnerable to direct attack, even though they are resistant to explosives. Further testing needed on Auctioneers before we can attempt to destroy the Alliance Economy.

Chile is delicious.

Gurbak · Joined: 20 Aug 2002 Posts: 2944

Sounds like it was an awesome trip!

Hoowah Drae'hai!

*kicks mojo box*

Guunzfub · Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:13 pm Post subject:

Narrowed it down to 37 pics

Zahblug · Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:30 pm Post subject:

Wow, want to try winraring or winzipping them all and then emailing me them?

Velgamog · Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 1527

This was alot of fun. You're a natural leader zaz!

Zugrak · Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:45 pm Post subject:

That sounds like great fun! Wish I could've made it. Although you'd probobly be bonked a few times from the fatigue thing Razz

Guunzfub · Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:29 pm Post subject:

And for the whole story!! http://s784.photobucket.com/albums/yy124/jldewm/Zaztrik%20grunt/

Zahblug · Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:31 pm Post subject:

Awesome, Thanks Gohrr. I'll post a more polished version on the story boards in a few days, also mixing in some of the screens I picked up.

For future trips I shouldn't plan as much I think. Timing was getting to be a problem. Do Saturday Nights work better for you guys?

Guunzfub · Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:28 pm Post subject:

yes on saturday

Zugrak · Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:29 pm Post subject:

Yes! ^^

Zugrak · Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:30 pm Post subject:

Yes! ^^